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Argh. Sheeple.
Apr. 13th, 2009 06:10 amWhy oh WHY can people not take the fifteen seconds to check Snopes and/or Google before hitting "forward" on their stupid fearmongering emails?
WHY?!?
WHY?!?
Just how stupid do you think I am?
Mar. 31st, 2009 10:22 amAh, Spam: you are so unsubtle.
I have an obscured business suggestion for you. There is the sum of $19,500,000.00 in my bank "Hang Seng Bank" Hong kong. There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds which mean no one would ever come forward to claim it. That is why I ask that we work together so as to have the sun transferred out of my bank into your account.
Please do not be offended with the manner I contacted you. It was necessitated by the urgency and nature of this transaction. Should you be interested please send me your,
1. Full names:
2. Private phone number:
3. Current residential address:
Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Li
I love the "obscured" business suggestion. Does that mean it's shrouded in mystery, or has it learned the arcane art of obfuscation? "You can't see me, I have my arms crossed!"
I have an obscured business suggestion for you. There is the sum of $19,500,000.00 in my bank "Hang Seng Bank" Hong kong. There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds which mean no one would ever come forward to claim it. That is why I ask that we work together so as to have the sun transferred out of my bank into your account.
Please do not be offended with the manner I contacted you. It was necessitated by the urgency and nature of this transaction. Should you be interested please send me your,
1. Full names:
2. Private phone number:
3. Current residential address:
Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Li
I love the "obscured" business suggestion. Does that mean it's shrouded in mystery, or has it learned the arcane art of obfuscation? "You can't see me, I have my arms crossed!"
Another open letter
Jun. 4th, 2006 10:30 pmDear Spammers,
I don't own a house. I don't really own anything large of value. You are wasting your time by offering me "gr8 0pp0rtun1t13s on mortgages! LOW RATESSS!!!11!1!"
I don't want or need your offers, nor, if I were enough of a sucker to fall for your spammy efforts, would I even be eligible. Please stop wasting both our time. In fact, stop wasting my time, it is infinitely more valuable than yours.
No love,
Me
I don't own a house. I don't really own anything large of value. You are wasting your time by offering me "gr8 0pp0rtun1t13s on mortgages! LOW RATESSS!!!11!1!"
I don't want or need your offers, nor, if I were enough of a sucker to fall for your spammy efforts, would I even be eligible. Please stop wasting both our time. In fact, stop wasting my time, it is infinitely more valuable than yours.
No love,
Me
