Just how stupid do you think I am?

[mousme]

Ah, Spam: you are so unsubtle.

I have an obscured business suggestion for you. There is the sum of $19,500,000.00 in my bank "Hang Seng Bank" Hong kong. There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds which mean no one would ever come forward to claim it. That is why I ask that we work together so as to have the sun transferred out of my bank into your account.

Please do not be offended with the manner I contacted you. It was necessitated by the urgency and nature of this transaction. Should you be interested please send me your,

1. Full names:
2. Private phone number:
3. Current residential address:

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Li

I love the "obscured" business suggestion. Does that mean it's shrouded in mystery, or has it learned the arcane art of obfuscation? "You can't see me, I have my arms crossed!"

Comments

[luvenditti.livejournal.com]

I got that one too. Hey, he's not very picky about his business partners!

[sultrysong.livejournal.com]

Please! We must have the sun transferred! The bank is all shiny and not at all bank-like!

[whiskeygirl8.livejournal.com]

My favorite part is where he talks about transferring the sun from his account to yours.

You should probably not do this, as it would likely burn down the bank.