Another open letter

[mousme]

Dear Spammers,

I don't own a house. I don't really own anything large of value. You are wasting your time by offering me "gr8 0pp0rtun1t13s on mortgages! LOW RATESSS!!!11!1!"

I don't want or need your offers, nor, if I were enough of a sucker to fall for your spammy efforts, would I even be eligible. Please stop wasting both our time. In fact, stop wasting my time, it is infinitely more valuable than yours.

No love,

Me

Comments

[shenlo.livejournal.com]

I once had a job delivering fliers to people's doors. When confronted by a man who didn't want one (nobody wanted them...) he angrily asked:

"What am I supposed to do with this?"

I replied:
"Burn it, I don't care. I get paid by how many don't come home with me."

And so it is with spam, sadly.. except that nobody gets paid to deliver them. They just come automatically. It will never... ever.... end... *whimper*

[king-duncan.livejournal.com]

Exactly. They're not wasting anything but OUR time.

[luvenditti.livejournal.com]

but lady, how big would you like your penis?