*sigh* My Mummy misses me...

I talk a *lot* about my mother here, so I thought I'd give everyone an idea of what it's like to be around her when she's in a good mood. :)

This is what it was like for me growing up, almost constantly: my mother talks the way she writes, and lives the way she talks. :)

( Cut for those who aren't interested )

*sigh* My Mummy misses me...

I talk a *lot* about my mother here, so I thought I'd give everyone an idea of what it's like to be around her when she's in a good mood. :)

This is what it was like for me growing up, almost constantly: my mother talks the way she writes, and lives the way she talks. :)

( Cut for those who aren't interested )

Icon goodness!

Wheee!

Having far too much fun making icons.

Many smooches to abiku for the screencaps, and to everyone else who helped me in my image search.

Now I'm just lamenting the fact that I only have room for 15 icons. Waaah! ;)

Icon goodness!

Wheee!

Having far too much fun making icons.

Many smooches to abiku for the screencaps, and to everyone else who helped me in my image search.

Now I'm just lamenting the fact that I only have room for 15 icons. Waaah! ;)

I'm at work...

And I just want to cry now. :(

I really hate this job, although my coworkers are nice. :P

I'm at work...

And I just want to cry now. :(

I really hate this job, although my coworkers are nice. :P

Fifteen minutes until my break...

It's kind of nice to look at my phone, see that there are 33 people waiting online, and to not give a damn.

I still wish I weren't here, though.

Accounts Receivable aren't answering their *censored* phones again. I'm not going to waste the energy it would take to be frustrated with them.

Feh.

Fifteen minutes until my break...

It's kind of nice to look at my phone, see that there are 33 people waiting online, and to not give a damn.

I still wish I weren't here, though.

Accounts Receivable aren't answering their *censored* phones again. I'm not going to waste the energy it would take to be frustrated with them.

Feh.

One hour until my lunch break...

Woe!

Nobody's posting!

Woe!

Nobody loves me!

*strikes melodramatic pose*

...

*looks around*

Hey! I said: "Woe!"

*sulks*

^_-

One hour until my lunch break...

Woe!

Nobody's posting!

Woe!

Nobody loves me!

*strikes melodramatic pose*

...

*looks around*

Hey! I said: "Woe!"

*sulks*

^_-

*snortgigglesnortsnickersnort*

We just got this email from Management: translation in italics.

Oyé ! Oyé !  Oyé ! Hear ye, hear ye!

Nous avons besoin de vos talents de poète !  We need your poetic talents!

L'équipe de direction est à la recherche d'une phrase clé pour décrire votre travail quotidien chez Bell Mobilité cet été !! Management is searching for a key phrase that describes your daily work at Bell Mobility this summer!!

Laissez vos talents cachés s’exprimer !!! Let your hidden talents shine forth!!!

Prière d’envoyer vos suggestions d’ici 3PM le 4 juin prochain via courriel à Ainslie Bien-Aimé. Please send your suggestions by email to Ainslie Bien-Aimé before 3PM on June 4th.

La personne ayant écrit le  message choisi se méritera un cadeau surprise !!!! The person whose message is chosen will get a surprise gift!

Bonne composition ! Happy writing!

 

La Direction The Management

*giggleSNORTsnicker*

Do they REALLY want me to become creative about Bell Mobility? Do they? Huh?

I need something to do today...

*snortgigglesnortsnickersnort*

We just got this email from Management: translation in italics.

Oyé ! Oyé !  Oyé ! Hear ye, hear ye!

Nous avons besoin de vos talents de poète !  We need your poetic talents!

L'équipe de direction est à la recherche d'une phrase clé pour décrire votre travail quotidien chez Bell Mobilité cet été !! Management is searching for a key phrase that describes your daily work at Bell Mobility this summer!!

Laissez vos talents cachés s’exprimer !!! Let your hidden talents shine forth!!!

Prière d’envoyer vos suggestions d’ici 3PM le 4 juin prochain via courriel à Ainslie Bien-Aimé. Please send your suggestions by email to Ainslie Bien-Aimé before 3PM on June 4th.

La personne ayant écrit le  message choisi se méritera un cadeau surprise !!!! The person whose message is chosen will get a surprise gift!

Bonne composition ! Happy writing!

 

La Direction The Management

*giggleSNORTsnicker*

Do they REALLY want me to become creative about Bell Mobility? Do they? Huh?

I need something to do today...

Well well, Mr. Anderson... it would seem you still have no brain to speak of

Which Agent Smith are you?

By Madeline Elster

Well well, Mr. Anderson... it would seem you still have no brain to speak of

Which Agent Smith are you?

By Madeline Elster

*beats head on table*

I don't feel particularly stressed, but I still feel nauseous. And my freaking EARS hurt, goddamnit!

Is there ONE SINGLE FRIKKING psychosomatic illness my body isn't going to come up with while I'm still at this job?

Holy fuck on a biscuit!

Four hours and fifteen minutes until I go home...

*beats head on table*

I don't feel particularly stressed, but I still feel nauseous. And my freaking EARS hurt, goddamnit!

Is there ONE SINGLE FRIKKING psychosomatic illness my body isn't going to come up with while I'm still at this job?

Holy fuck on a biscuit!

Four hours and fifteen minutes until I go home...

...

I need to do some pretty serious Thinking(tm) in the future. Lots of stuff happening, and suddenly my priorities are going to have to change.

Not sure how to handle this...

...

I need to do some pretty serious Thinking(tm) in the future. Lots of stuff happening, and suddenly my priorities are going to have to change.

Not sure how to handle this...

Un affaissement paradigmatique aigü

Ich werd' nicht übersetzen.

Alors, na!

Je ne sais pas si c'est possible de me câlisser plus de mon emploi que ce que je m'en câlisse maintenant.

J'ai juste envie de crisser mon camp, ou bien encore de m'écrouler par terre et puis pleurer, fondre en sanglots désespérés jusqu'à temps que quelqu'un me laisse partir.

Ils donneront peut-être du sans solde, mais ça me surprendrait. Il n'y a pas eu de code vert de toute la journée, donc je suis prise jusqu'à neuf heures encore une fois.

Ça fait trop longtemps que j'ai écrit en Français. J'ai l'impression que la langue ne me coule plus du bout des doigts comme elle le faisait jadis.

Un affaissement paradigmatique aigü

Ich werd' nicht übersetzen.

Alors, na!

Je ne sais pas si c'est possible de me câlisser plus de mon emploi que ce que je m'en câlisse maintenant.

J'ai juste envie de crisser mon camp, ou bien encore de m'écrouler par terre et puis pleurer, fondre en sanglots désespérés jusqu'à temps que quelqu'un me laisse partir.

Ils donneront peut-être du sans solde, mais ça me surprendrait. Il n'y a pas eu de code vert de toute la journée, donc je suis prise jusqu'à neuf heures encore une fois.

Ça fait trop longtemps que j'ai écrit en Français. J'ai l'impression que la langue ne me coule plus du bout des doigts comme elle le faisait jadis.

*censored*

Goddamnstupidfrickingbipolardisordersnarlgrowl...

Umm, yeah.

I just realised (or re-realised, as this is a regular "epiphany" for me), that when I'm depressed I feel overwhelmed by even small things, so I tend to back away from ALL activities, and when I'm manic I take on too much, which in turn leads to feeling overwhelmed and guilty.

Bleah.

Honestly, some days I feel sure I would be SO much better off with a good old-fashioned trepanning.

*censored*

Goddamnstupidfrickingbipolardisordersnarlgrowl...

Umm, yeah.

I just realised (or re-realised, as this is a regular "epiphany" for me), that when I'm depressed I feel overwhelmed by even small things, so I tend to back away from ALL activities, and when I'm manic I take on too much, which in turn leads to feeling overwhelmed and guilty.

Bleah.

Honestly, some days I feel sure I would be SO much better off with a good old-fashioned trepanning.

Note to self:

Despite all evidence to the contrary, what you are thinking is not a good way to regain a feeling of control in your life.

Note to self:

Despite all evidence to the contrary, what you are thinking is not a good way to regain a feeling of control in your life.

Kewlness...

They like me, they really like me! I feel so validated now... oh, I can't even keep up the pretense. ;)

( Cut because it's a lot bigger than I thought )

Kewlness...

They like me, they really like me! I feel so validated now... oh, I can't even keep up the pretense. ;)

( Cut because it's a lot bigger than I thought )

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Icon-y goodness

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Look! Look! I made icons!

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