mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Reason is a Flawed Tool)
My friends G and JF came over with their daughter Gabby for a few hours today, which was very nice. I hadn't seen them in well over a year, not since Gabby was a wee baby barely able to sit up on her own. She's 21 months now, walking on her own and chattering away in mostly incomprehensible toddler speak. She's cute as a button, and she and Bean played mostly nicely together. Bean is not yet at an age where he can truly understand the concept of "this child is much smaller and younger than you, so you have to be patient," so there were quite a few instances in which various parents had to intervene in order to ensure that harmony reigned. Or, you know, to ensure that there wasn't too much chaos. :P

Gabby was enamoured of the stroller Bean got for Christmas and spent a lot of the time pushing it around, as well as the bright pink Barbie Volkswagen Beetle that was also a Christmas present. There were a few scuffles over the MegaBloks, since Gabby was very enthusiastic about taking apart whatever it was Bean had just built, much to his dismay. The one time they played together very nicely was when Gabby got out her LeapFrog toy computer, and she and Bean had a good time pushing all the letter buttons and listening to the alphabet song.

Gabby & Tristan


Overall, it was a great visit, punctuated by the usual semi-chaos of having wee ones running around. Our stairs aren't especially childproof (read: not at all), so we had to do a fair bit of corralling to keep Gabby from launching herself down the stairs with gleeful abandon. I made coffee in the Tassimo, which I haven't done in ages. The machine and I continue to have a love-hate relationship. I successfully made one latte, and the next one took, like, three tries. The first time the machine wouldn't read the barcode. The second time, because I had a second appliance running, the power bar cut the electricity because it was convinced I would burn down the house. Luckily [livejournal.com profile] pdaughter stepped in and saved me from the coffee machine, and I was able to get everyone the coffee they wanted.

G and JF brought danishes. I have had two, and they were squidgy and delicious and now I feel much too full. I did it to myself, but I regret nothing. Bean had half of one after declaring that he didn't want any, and subsequently pronounced it delicious.

The visit was a short one, as Gabby had to go home for her nap and [livejournal.com profile] pdaughter had to start prepping for her cake decorating class tomorrow. As I type this she is busily making a cake in the kitchen. Bean very excitedly declared he was going to help, but he's been coughing horribly since last night, and after he coughed all over the counter [livejournal.com profile] pdaughter decided that this was way too unsanitary. Bean proceeded to scream, howl and then sulk, because he wanted to HEEEEEEEELP!!!! and why couldn't we see that? No amount of explaining that we understood he wanted to help but that he was coughing too much seemed to have any effect. For a while it felt like we were in a Buster Keaton movie with extra sound effects. [livejournal.com profile] pdaughter would take Bean off the chair he'd climbed on, he'd scream NO! and climb back up. Lather, rinse, repeat, until finally he gave up and went back to playing with his toys. Right now he has a pretty elaborate set-up involving his train tracks, his MegaBloks, and his Playmobil. I'm not entirely sure what's happening in his imaginary world, but it seems like it's pretty complex.

I have just been granted a sneak peek of the "zebra cake" that [livejournal.com profile] pdaughter is baking. This is a trial run for Bean's birthday cake. It looks super cool, but we'll only be able to tell if it worked when the cake is cut open after baking, which means it will have to wait until after it's decorated. Pictures will likely be forthcoming on Facebook if you follow her there.

In other news, I just got the following very plaintive email from my mother, which I will share for your amusement.

Angel, it's been ages since we saw you for dins. Any chance for this Sunday - or such ? Must discuss our latest catastrophies with you - coffee machine exploded, telly roared shut, toaster jammed, computer crashed & daddy's toothbrush went bald. Help!

Love, Mim


It sounds like they've had quite the week. I'll have to call back and confirm dinner, so that I can get the details of all these disasters.
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Rainbow Socks)
This time, it is I who am away from home, but the emails continue.

January 5th, 2013

Angel,

Happy, happy real birthday !

I am so pleased that your temporary abode is nice. The day you left, a Stygian cold -an acheronian gloom (how about THAT?!! ) descended on Montreal. At 20 below it was a perfect day for the city to cut our electricity. In no time flat, I had to put on thick wool socks and two sweaters and an eiderdown I wore like a cape (it made moving around a bit awkward but dusted the floor rather well). Thankfully it was only for a short while - but enough time to compose a scathing, inflamed missive - a sort of rant. I would send this blazing email forthwith to the Great Bozo of Montreal (the mayor). Lucky for him, the electricity returned after an hour.

So I wondered what kind of weather you had on arrival. Today, it's practically tropical weather. Zero degrees. Which has its own drawbacks: as I set out to Victoria ave. I was standing at the corner and as I waited for the light to change I was contemplating the geography of a rather large puddle of grey sludge that had a shape similar to that of the Mediterranean sea. Which led me to muse about deep sea-creatures, etc. etc. An evil gnome drove by at supersonic speed aiming carefully at my Mediterranean sea with the evident result. I was spattered from head to toe and swore I would leave for Hawaii that very day, that very hour - forever. However, I didn't leave after all. Even though the zipper of my boot jammed when I got home- nearly forever. Our neighbor chose that very moment to arrive with a friend, while I was sitting on the floor in the hallway, about to murder my boot with a bread-knife (I thought it might unjam the jammed zipper).

I think the friend may have found me a bit odd.

The perils of winter in Montreal.

So glad you sent me your address and stuff. We will try you on Skype - Is Sunday good? Around what time would be good for you ?

With tons and tons of love and I hope the doughnuts were appreciated.

Mim.


January 6th, 2013

... looked up your Creighton on the web: the flat
looks quite swish. By golly, by gum.
xo Mim

January 6th, 2013


... to remind you of us.
xo Mim

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=33329


To which I responded:

January 6th, 2013

That is hilarious!

I am running off to work, but shall be home tomorrow evening. Shall we attempt Skype then?

Bizes!

Die Tochter


And finally:

January 7th, 2013

Absolutely !!! Dying to hear to your news. I shall arrange my
hair in consequence...

trillion xo's
Mim
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Going and Staying)
My parents and I were supposed to Skype on Thursday morning, but they never turned up. This is what happened instead:

Correspondence )
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Default)
Angel,

Our host is the most hyper-active person in the universe. [Former Neighbour]'s chain-saw
is but a small burp by comparison. There's miles of lawn to manicure every other day (obviously with a machine); a forest to cut back (with a chain-saw, of course); a small and very aggressive tractor in which to whizz about whenever it stops raining for two seconds. Actually they are both enormously charming, but make us feel like inert blobs whenever we sit reading...
Invited us to a scrumptious dinner with a clutch of other admirals.

How about a small Skype this weekend - if you are not otherwise involved? We leave the rented house here (with OLÉ! clean laundry after a gargantuan struggle with the washing machine. You may recall the French washing machine and I are not friends). I put everything in the sun to dry and as soon as everything was dry, it poured rain until everything was thoroughly soaked again. Anyway, we leave Monday 18th with our clean laundry for 3 days in Rennes where Daddy is participating in conferences regarding all things great & small. Afterward we drive north to the Eng Channel to St_Malo etc. (will keep you posted on the et cetera)

Friends of daddy's invited us to their Alice-in-Wonderland house (built in the 1600's) with stone walls so thick a cannonball couldn't penetrate! Giant fireplace that filled the house with wonderful smells of burning wood. Two eiderdowns on our bed at night; the temp is 11 degrees.

Miss you. Huge hugs from Pap and me.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxo Mim
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Dreaming (Ratatouille))
I know people enjoy these, so I shall play a bit of catch-up with them.

Angel, well here we are ensconced in the country... We are leaving in the morning for points west and the sea. When we are minimally installed and got the ordi & phone working properly, I will reconnect in an articulate manner.

Just wanted to say how sweet it was of you to drive me to the airport - where the usual chaos reigned: screaming tadpoles, a team of basketball players with giant backpacks ... and even a hound. A miracle I survived. Pap sends his absolute best & will write anon.

With hugest love, Mim


Later the same day:

Angel, finally managed to get my e-mail working ! Got your splendid missive... NOTA BENE: we are arriving ONLY THE COMING MONDAY at Fouesnant.

(Name of our non-village).

Guten Abend.

Mim with abundant hugs



June 5th

Angel. Yes, there is a plot afoot. The cell phone shut itself off, the ordi won't send my e-mails and the stove cannot be turned on.


June 6th

Angel, I am sending this via Pap's e-mail since mine is blocked, kaput. Nothing coming in or going out. I doubt my Skype will work. Phone is also blocked from inside the house - we suspect the walls are too thick (built in 1820). If you wish to communicate with me, try Pap's mail at [redacted].

Gloriously beautiful garden, rose bushes climbing on the walls of the house; carpets of palest pink rose petals everywhere. A bit difficult to take photos in the rain but never mind, it will happen. Miss you.

Mim with hugest love, thinking of your roses in Perrotland.


And June 7th

Angel, perfect for Friday noon, your time. Still raining buckets here. Forgot the umbrella somewhere, couldn't find the car on exiting a shopping centre.

This might sound odd but this shopping center was artfully designed to bemuse & confuse - a kind of trompe l'oeil. Three identically designed facades. Now imagine this cube with the main entrance on each side - each having a parking lot facing it. The shop names are duplicated and set in the same position on each of the sides. A cunning affair. Add to this the fact we had arrived there for the first time and that the parking spaces were all taken and, - pouf! Car vanishes in a sea of cars.

More tomorrow. Much love.

Mim



We also figured out Skype yesterday. Well, my parents did, I already knew how it worked. They are thrilled, and the garden is beautiful and indeed filled with roses.
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Television)
Angel,

I must tell you about our film adventure.

Daddy decided we needed to familiarize ourselves with this new invention: a movie on a big screen.

After much agonizing I decided we should see a film by Lars Von Trier - the mad genius of films - showered with praise internationally and considered to be stunningly beautiful. It's a bizarre story about a planet about to cause a giant cosmic accident by colliding with earth as it meanders absent-mindedly around in space. The planet is called Melancholia (hence, the name of the film). In the meantime everyone has a wonderful time. So no bazookas, no one wrestles anyone to the ground, nobody gouges out eyeballs or explodes things.

A nice Friday afternoon movie, I assumed. Just one giant pouf! at the end.

NO MOVIE. It was Friday, the little boy said, movies change Friday. No, I said, you advertised in the paper it plays EVERY DAY OF THE WEEEK at 3 pm. No, he said, not Friday.

Well, last I checked, Friday was a day of the week. (It's been changed apparently)

We eventually rushed back to the Excentris for the next movie scheduled for a 6:30 performance.

NO MOVIE. (Power outage). I said I'm not leaving without a film. An hour later, YES, a film was being shown! L'exercice de l'État : a sublimely clever film said the critics, much praised - about politics in France.

Two hours later the film ended, and I still don't know what it was about.

Tomorrow we might see another film. A cowboy movie?

Love, Mim
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Reason is a Flawed Tool)
I sent my mother a photo from my iPhone, since my father took my digital camera with him on their trip. Here's her response:

++

Amazing! Your iPhone - an absolutely clear photo. Thought it would be more fuzzy. Am keeping it to show you.

We are temporarily (I hope) deafened by a band from the Islands (don't ask which) - because it is "Le Jour de la Musique". A day set aside for the Most Atrocious Music ever produced. The noise is in the street about a block away but our windows vibrate from the decibels of the bongo drums.

It is still quite chilly and today the fog & wet stuff from the heavens was an all-day affair so I envy your delicious day in the garden. What a great idea you sending it ! Great fun. Will send a more coherent e-mail tomorrow, the Day Without bongo drums.

Huge hug from Mim
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Marcel Duchamp's Breakfast)
Angel,

Today we went to a very yéyé resto for lunch.

It consisted of a fixed menu which started with 3 pea-sized grilled cheese balls levitating on froth (?). We had some difficulty locating the cheese balls on the plate.

Next entrée (there were three altogether), consisted of four pink marinated radish slices cut so thin they seemed
to be a mirage, and a drop of foie gras on a single cooked leaf that looked suspiciously like spinach. In fact it was a very rare plant. Every dish was preceded by a detailed explanation from a goateed young man from Tashkent or Mongolia (really) and on every dish, a minute leaf - grown in Mr. Yokoshimuto's very own garden (the French chef).

Then, a variety of dishes flavoured with M. Yokoshimuto's extremely rare green leaves. Of course, you couldn't miss the very large plates; it was finding the food I had trouble with.

It really was divine.

Nearby, in a taxidermist's shop, an ostrich egg I have grown very fond of. For a very large omlette.

Heapfuls of love, Mim
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Gone Out)
Angel,

This is an umbrella report from Paris, France. The populace here have lost sight of their wardrobe; in the confusion of the weather (10-15 degrees) and rain every day - you either see overbundled or underbundled Parisians with broken umbrellas.

Obviously when they are in a fit of rage the locals smash their brollies. Or here is an alternate scenario: overcome
with joy, the native dashes into the street and starts hitting an Aston Martin in a moment of exaltation - or if the occasion presents itself, his uncle's creme-coloured Rolls. Then, feeling liberated, he continues on his way, with his now-droopy umbrella, down the Champs-Elysée.

Daddy had his dapper cap stolen by a vile individual in the neighborhood bakery while shopping for a croissant. You may well wonder how it got off his head into the clutches of a Fagan. Well, here is my scenario, reconstructed: Daddy, being naturally polite, removes his cap in the shop and tucks it under his arm while reaching for his wallet. The arm lifts slightly during the transaction. Bingo, cap on floor. Fagan, the Master Pickpocket and Evildoer on vacation from England is - on the other hand, watching closely. He pounces on the superb beige linen cap, a jewel from Scotland, bought for a king's ransom, as Daddy steps out of the shop. Exit Fagan clutching the cap instead of a croissant - which you can't wear on your head.

More Paris adventures later. Hugest love,

Mim
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Delusions of Grandeur)
Hi new folk to this LJ!

Ever wonder why Phnee is the way she is? Wonder no more! If you look up the word "eccentric" in the dictionary, there is a picture of my mother. She is also way awesome.

In short, I come by all my crazy honestly, as well as how I write, why I write, and why most of my opinions are the way they are. I am nothing if not my parents' daughter.

Sent February 24th:

Angel,

Can't resist telling you about my visit to Kim Phat today.

A Cambodian (?) marché on a discreet side-street off Cote des Neiges. I was looking for a vulgar celery when I was confronted with rows and rows of strange veggies (that might actually have been fruits) I have never seen before. Some looked like bundles of long green rope, some like glass beads, some fermented black beans... (I was told). I discreetly poked and smelled and wound up with a small shriveled cucumber-like object with a skin like an armadillo - all it needed was four little feet and two beady eyes to take off.

I was so fascinated with its bumpy skin covered with weird extrusions that I bought it. I forgot the celery.

Daddy was not impressed.

But I hope it won't evaporate so you can eventually see it.

Tons of love, Mim



Sent February 28th:

Angel,

A brief word to advise you NOT to buy tickets for "Les Essais, d'après Montaigne". Daddy wanted to walk out halfway before the end of the play. It was turned into a Québécois burlesque farce, dans le genre of Juste Pour Rire. Appalling. The Molière was apparently in the same vein.

Mim


A/N: Too bad. I usually love the stuff produced by Le Théatre du Sous-marin Jaune," but I am inclined to believe my mother on this one, and so I gave it a miss. The last production had me in stitches.


Sent the same day, titled "A small rant about Greece & art."

Angel, re the finacial débâcle in Greece:

I understand virtually nothing about derivatives or currency trades - but I do love the new phrase, "creative accounting". Actually, I didn't even know that a country could be a client of a particular bank & its accountants.

I read in the Financial Post that Goldman Sachs creates "custom-made financial instruments" for countries on the Continent. What are those things? Do I not understand English any longer? Why can't my accountant create these lovely things for me? I will definitely suggest it to him.

And I thought the art world was dead! (Note the Whitney Biennial in NY). The art critic of the NYTimes writes it:

"... reflects the retrenched art-about-art spirit of the day". What in the world is this man saying? About the Boltansky exhibition at the Grand Palais in Paris - the one made up of old clothes. It inspires me to lay out all my old clothes on the living-room floor, making sure they point in the same direction, and presto! ART for posterity. Whoever would have thought my old underwear was worth millions.

Are all the latent Tiepolos now working for banks?


A/N: Be it known that my mother actually has a MFA, and not only is a painter, but was trained by Arthur Lismer (part of the "Group of Seven") and actually studied art history among other things. She knows whereof she speaks, in this case, and isn't just spouting off randomly.


Sent March 18th:

Angel, thought you might want to know this:


There was a very successful Tarzan exhibition at the Musée du Quai Branly in Paris in autumn last year.

Apparently the curator of the exhibition has a sense of humour. His comment on the law passed in France during the 30's banning the Tarzan movies:

"For the Catholics, it was the nudity, for the Communists, it was the fact that he was a violent, unemployed aristocrat who ate bananas."

So much for pure cartesian logic.

Trillion bises, Mim
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Listening (Ratatouille))
My parents' condo is undergoing renovations. My mother wrote to me this weekend, and the first email is here in case you missed it.

And now, the saga continues.

Angel,

Phase II of the Great Kitchen Chaos.
I'm sure I will never ever find anything again.

I've always found it rather daunting to find things that have disappeared - large or small -
and I am aware they have a way of vanishing because there is a Great Conspiracy
afoot to prevent my retrieving the lost thing. However, by mobilizing everyone around me to
join in my quest for the lost thing, the drama takes on friendlier dimensions.
Substantive Indiana Jones: "The Quest For the Lost ....(fill in name of object here)"

On the positive side though, in the frantic search for the lost article, I do find other
things that disappeared months or years ago. Which is encouraging because it makes you
immediately forget what it is you're actually looking for. So you feel much better.
"Empowered" is the current buzzword describing the situation, I think, although I prefer
"triumphant" which describes the heady feeling more explicitly. The question that arises though, is:
in finding what you haven't lost at the moment, are you thus "empowered" to lose more things?
C'est difficile. It's an existential problem.

I am presently in triumph mode since I've found my computer under the bed this morning and
I have carefully stored the address books in a frying pan in the living-room, and filed
important messages for daddy somewhere in the bathroom where I'm sure to find them.

Erf.

May. 29th, 2009 10:54 am
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Dead Baby Possum)
Tired!Cat is tired.

This doesn't bode well for next week, when I get to do seven night shifts in a row. Tomorrow there's a wedding, which is going to be wonderful but not exactly restful. Oh well, after next week I have time off, so it's all to the good.

My supervisor called this morning and asked me to work overtime today, and I said no. Did I mention I was tired? 'Cause I am. :P

June is right around the corner. It feels really weird to have the year be half-over already. Time keeps going by faster and faster these days. Because it'll be summer and I always have a bit more energy in summer, I have made plans to get stuff done and start some new projects. Hopefully I won't be too burnt at the end of my night shift to get anything done.

If all goes well, June will be an exercise in balancing mind, body and spirit over here at Casa!Phnee. I have a few ideas about getting in more physical exercise, including getting back up on the bike, which has been neglected of late. Then there are a couple of creative projects I'm getting all cranked up about, and of course there's the ever-present nesting thing, which hasn't abated in the slightest even though I've stopped writing about it for fear that my entire flist will lapse into a coma from boredom. ;)

The trick will be to get enough sleep and still muster all the necessary energy and motivation to start on my projects and keep going with them. One thing I'll have to avoid is the television: it's a motivation killer. So I'm going to put a moratorium on all DVDs for the month of June, which ought to help in that department. No new DVDs (bought or borrowed) will mean no New!Shiny to distract me.


On a side note, to whom have I promised correspondence?

[livejournal.com profile] bodhifox, [livejournal.com profile] sirena73, [livejournal.com profile] chasingthenuns... anyone else? I'm making a list. I have Plans (Capital "P") for some of the correspondence, which is getting me all cranked up about it.

Did anyone else want a letter/postcard/something? If I forgot you, or you want in, let me know and send me your mailing address via email.

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