Just how stupid do you think I am?

Ah, Spam: you are so unsubtle.

I have an obscured business suggestion for you. There is the sum of $19,500,000.00 in my bank "Hang Seng Bank" Hong kong. There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds which mean no one would ever come forward to claim it. That is why I ask that we work together so as to have the sun transferred out of my bank into your account.

Please do not be offended with the manner I contacted you. It was necessitated by the urgency and nature of this transaction. Should you be interested please send me your,

1. Full names:
2. Private phone number:
3. Current residential address:

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Li

I love the "obscured" business suggestion. Does that mean it's shrouded in mystery, or has it learned the arcane art of obfuscation? "You can't see me, I have my arms crossed!"

So much time, so little to do...

Wait, scratch that. Reverse it. ;)


Excitable!Puppy and I are planning an April Fool's prank for the office. Don't worry, it's harmless and will hopefully be fun. I am not a fan of pranks that involve humiliating people, having been at the center of "let's-humiliate-Daphné-for-fun" circles for years at elementary school.

Now I have to run out and buy supplies.

*bounce*

I hope this works. If it does, pictures will be forthcoming! :D

Neighbours. Bah.

Dear neighbours,

I applaud your decision to recycle. No, really: it's good for the environment and all that. I, too, recycle regularly.

However, recycling does NOT mean piling mounds and mounds of unsorted TRASH in MY recycling bin.

No, really. I don't want your garbage in my recycling bin, which I take great pains to keep properly maintained. Please to do your own sorting and to get your own FREE green box from the local eco-centre, which is ONE WHOLE BLOCK AWAY.

No love,

Me

Canadian Tire Fail

I have been unable to locate an indoor greenhouse similar to the one that fearsclave has (picture can be seen here: http://pics.livejournal.com/fearsclave/pic/001dxd53) or, even a staging rack such as ai731 has (picture here: http://ai731.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/seed_rack_mar24_09.jpg?w=420&h=512).

Both claim to have gotten theirs at Canadian Tire.

So I went and explored today. I got blank stares from the employees, and no amount of searching on the intert00bz has revealed anything at any of my local stores. A few American websites have turned up some staging racks, but at a pretty high cost. Same with Lee Valley, which is stupidly expensive.

I am most put out. :P

Maybe I'll just commission one of my handier friends to build me one, and buy some heavy-duty plastic to cover it. That still won't resolve my immediate problem of having nowhere to stage my seedlings.