mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Human Speech (2))
The doorbell rang.

Because I sleep in the basement and it's always impossible to tell what time it is, I confusedly thought that maybe I'd overslept and it was the postman bringing me my long-awaited books. I stumbled upstairs, and ascertained that no, it was still dark out.

I switched on the porch light and looked out the window, to see a man standing in the street. At least he hadn't waited right outside my door, which would have guaranteed that I wouldn't open up. I unlocked the main door, then unlatched the outer door, and we had the following exchange.

Strange Man: "Is this the house of Mr. Lagarde?"

Me: "No, sorry."

Strange Man: "You're sure?"

Me: "Yes. You have the wrong house."

Strange Man: "Well, where is his house?"

Me: *glancing at my watch* "Sir, it's 01:00. I'm going back to bed."

Strange Man: *insisting* "But which house is his?"

Me: "Look, I don't know him."

Strange Man: "But he said he lived on Hamilton! He's the master electrician!"

Me: "I still don't know him. Hamilton is a long street. I can't help you."

Strange Man: "But he said it was right near the pre-school!" [let it be noted for the record that there is no preschool near me that I know of]

Me: *shrugging* "I still can't help you. Good night."

Strange Man: "Oh. Sorry for waking you!"

Me: "Goodbye." *shuts door and goes back to bed*


I mean, seriously. What person in their right mind randomly rings a doorbell at 01:00 in the morning looking for a master electrician?
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Friendly (Ratatouille))
I've been keeping my bicycle in the back shed for the past ten days or so (nearly two weeks now), and hitting the street via the lane that runs behind the house. Last night was no exception. I installed my pannier, affixed my helmet, turned on my flashing lights, and headed out into the lane. I passed by what looked like a spiky potted plant to my right, when to my surprise the potted plant hissed at me and swished around in a nonexistent breeze.

I didn't fall off my bicycle, but did a double-take nonetheless, stopping a few feet away. By then, my astounding reasoning faculties had figured out that it was an animal and not a potted plant, and probably a skunk by the colouring. What I had seen was the white on the skunk's tail (highlighted by the white light on the front of my bicycle), held straight up in the air, giving the illusion (to me) of foliage. The skunk, underwhelmed by my interruption of its routine, huffed at me and stamped its front feet, but by then I was too far away for it to do any real damage. After a moment it turned and went on its way, and I did the same, feeling better about my whole evening. I don't know what it is about seeing wildlife, but it makes me unreasonably happy.

I don't know if it's the same skunk I encountered a couple of months ago, but it was a fun little chance encounter nonetheless. A close call, too. I'm just glad I didn't end up going to work reeking of skunk spray.
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Friendly (Ratatouille))
So I was walking home from work last night and turned to walk up my stairs, when I caught sight of movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned my head to get a better look, and saw only a flash of black and white fur and the swish of a tail before whatever it was disappeared under the front porch. A cat, was my first thought. After all, we have plenty of strays to go around. The gait wasn't quite right, though: a bit like a roly-poly sailor's gait more than the graceful-but-guilty-looking slink of the average alley cat.

My curiosity piqued, I investigated, suspicions already aroused as to what it might be. Sure enough, blinking calmly at me from its vantage point under the porch, was a skunk. It regarded me with mild interest, and I didn't try to get too close (work clothes + skunk = baaaaad). It didn't stamp its feet or raise its tail, which I know are the classic signs of "Come one step closer and I'll nail you!" from a skunk (I did a project on them back in elementary school), but I didn't especially want to try my luck with it.

So I left Pepe to his (her?) business, and went upstairs. I like seeing city wildlife: it reminds me that we're not nearly as far removed from nature as we think, even in the midst of the concrete jungle.
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Soaring)
I went shopping at Loblaws yesterday.

1- Food is becoming stupidly expensive. I categorically refuse to spend $6.00 on American broccoli. Broccoli is not worth $6.00. I am going to go to my local fruit & veggies store and see if theirs is cheaper (and hopefully locally-grown!).

I am looking at the food I eat lately, in terms of how far it's had to travel to get to me, and it makes the mind boggle. Does anyone out there know of a good book which can tell me what kind of fruits (apart from apples) are grown locally? What the hell did people do before oranges and lemons were consistently available in cold climates?

Anyway.

2- I brought my two eco-bags with me, and am pleased to report that all my shopping fit in them, apart from potatoes, cat litter and cat food, for which I didn't use bags at all. Normally that would have taken at least six or seven plastic bags (and if I'd put the big stuff in bags too, it'd be more like twenty bags!).

More on this later. I am working out a plan in my head to get my grocery shopping done entirely without the use of a gasoline-dependent machine. However, I'm not there yet.

3- People are, fundamentally, pretty okay. I was trying to get the cat litter off a high shelf, and since it was almost all gone, the containers were wedged way at the back of the shelf. I am not short (5'7" which is the national average for women my age), but my fingers didn't *quite* reach that far. So I asked a woman taller than I if she could bring down a container for me, and she complied, although she looked a bit bemused. It was nice. :)

4- I bought a pot roast. They were on sale for something like $1.99 a pound. Tomorrow I shall stick it in my slow-cooker, or something like that, and have a lovely meal. Several lovely meals, more like.

Now I am off to bed. I've been getting to sleep far too late, these days.
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (Jayne your mouth is talking)
The IT people "fixed" my problem by making it even worse. So now I'm stuck with nothing to do until tomorrow, when they will tackle it again.

*twiddles thumbs*


The little Italian guy with whom I'm working is 21 and obviously mentally about twelve. I think I threaten his manhood. It's charming, in an annoying sort of way. Luckily the other guy on shift is older, married, and a lot more sensible. Nice, too. Things are quiet right now, and I doubt they'll get much busier before I have to leave at 11pm.

I'm going to try to catch the bus at St. Henri metro station tonight, in the hopes that I'll be able to get home, if not faster, then at least without having to walk from the metro after midnight. My neighbourhood is pretty safe, but I'd feel better not having to walk all that way in the dark.

Last night there was a homeless man standing at the bottom of the escalator, blocking the way for everyone. He was just standing there, twisting a bottle around and around in his hands, practically catatonic. It was sad, but at the same time I was a little worried. It was a large and sturdy-looking glass bottle, and, well, if he'd been violent (which he wasn't) he could have done someone some pretty serious harm. By the time I lost sight of him the little STM man was talking to him. I hope things worked out.

In other news, I missed the garbage pickup by five minutes yesterday. I was most annoyed. Tomorrow night I shall put the garbage on the kerb ahead of time.

There's a possibility that my company will want me to work overtime on New Year's weekend. I am most displeased. The other new girl who was meant to work weekends all through the holidays is in the hospital with a ruptured cyst in her stomach, and so everyone is being drafted to replace her. I've already made it pretty clear that I will work anytime for them except the 31st. On the plus side, it would mean some extra cash, but [livejournal.com profile] joane and [livejournal.com profile] shenlo only come to Montreal once a year, and I'm not going to miss them just for work, dagnabbit. They don't need me the 23rd, thank goodness, so I don't have to fight about that.

In case you were interested, the cleaning proceeds apace. Slower than I'd like, but I think ought to have the place in good order by the time the New Year rolls around.
mousme: A view of a woman's legs from behind, wearing knee-high rainbow socks. The rest of the picture is black and white. (George (curious))
The good thing about being up early-ish on a Saturday morning with nowhere to go until early afternoon is that I get to spend a quiet morning with my cats, who were beginning to feel quite neglected, I think. I spend so much time at work and at my other activities that I'm home really only in the evenings now, and since they don't sleep with me anymore since I moved here, they don't get much cuddle time with me.

So this morning I sat in an armchair and let them drape themselves over me while listening to The Beatles Anthology Vol. I, and we spent a very nice hour or so just cuddling. Right now I have three cats snoozing on the table next to me as I type, purring and contented. I wish sometimes that my life was just that easy: perfect happiness just because someone spent an hour petting me. :)

Poor George seems to have turned into Pukey McPukesalot. I'm going to keep an eye on him for a few days to see if he really can't keep anything down, or if it's just something fleeting.

Gretzky seems to be getting along a bit, too. She's having trouble jumping up to high places like the table or counters without assistance, and she climbs onto the windowsill using her back claws and makes the most horrible fingernails-on-chalkboard sound when she does. I've put the recycling box there to help her up, but she seems to forget what it's for occasionally.

I had a fun conversation with a stranger in the metro on Thursday. After I recovered from the trauma of reading "The Sparrow" I went back to the book I'd been reading before: "She" by H. Rider Haggard. He's the one who wrote "King Solomon's Mines" and the Allan Quarterman books. So I'm getting out of the metro at Guy-Concordia station, nose buried in this book, when a voice startles me out of my concentration.

"Ah! Rider Haggard! She-who-must-be-obeyed!"

I looked up to see what I can only describe as a geek boy dressed in a startling canary-yellow t-shirt. He was a bit scruffy around the edges and reading a fantasy novel whose title I didn't quite catch because he was waving his book around a little too emphatically.

"Indeed." I replied.

He went on to attempt a clumsy flirtation by quoting a doggerel about Haggard and Rudyard Kipling, who apparently were friends. It fell a little flat because he couldn't remember most of it. However, he redeemed himself by adding that Kipling was the only Nobel prize winner for literature who'd had his work adapted into a Disney movie.

"It's hard to imagine Hemmingway being made into a Disney movie," I conceded.

He grinned at me and gestured expansively. "Disney's 'The Old Man and the Sea' —ON ICE!" he cried.

There were helpless giggles for a while. Then we were outside and heading in opposite directions. We shook hands, he told me his name was Danny, and I told him my name, and we went our separate ways, both pleased at the random encounter, I think.


Books are a universal language. You just have to find the right dialect. :)

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