Things Phnee is no longer allowed to do

[mousme]

I am not allowed to read the AFA website unsupervised anymore. It just makes me irrationally angry to no good purpose.

Jesus H., people! I thought we were past this stupid "homosexual agenda" crap?!?

If gays really had an agenda, I guarantee you it would be a 5" x 6" notebook with sequins and rainbow stickers on the cover, or something. :P

Argh!

Comments

[amanda-mary.livejournal.com]

I responded to a poll there yesterday (saying I'd be more likely to purchase items from a retailer that supported "the homosexual agenda." Pfft. That's not biased wording or anything ...), and somehow ended up on their email list! I decided not to unsubscribe, though, because now I'll have the inside track on their idiocy. And I'll be able to do my part to tip the scales in any other, obviously flawed polls (which they publicize only to those who support their politics, and used as the basis for their highly flawed "statistics").

[swestrup]

OMG! I've seen the famous Homosexual Agenda and didn't even know it at the time!

[joane.livejournal.com]

You've seen this, I presume?

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

That's a lot more detailed than the versions I've seen before!

[tcaptain.livejournal.com]

Did they coordinate with the zionist agenda?
I mean no one wants any scheduling conflicts or anything.

There's also the communist agenda to contend with...oh wait, maybe that's only a manifesto.

[the-adzo.livejournal.com]

I believe the Hidden Right Wing agenda folks have coordinated events with the Zionist agenda through Spring 2009, but the Mean Midgets Agenda and People Against People Who Are Against People Against Things stormed out of the latest round of scheduling talks.

[rosy1.livejournal.com]

What do you have against the American Ferret Association???? ;P

[joenotcharles.livejournal.com]

It's made up of weasels.

[rosy1.livejournal.com]

hehehehe!

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'm vaguely jealous. I mean, I'm much more against most of Western Civilization than the average gay (I mean, how many gays do you see stockpiling canned goods, heirloom seeds, and ammo in anticipation of it collapsing), but nobody's on my case.

I think that I need an agenda of my own. With a capital "A"...

[moskevyu.livejournal.com]

Rargh. No kidding. Who exactly do these kooks think they're protecting?

I echo your sentiments toward Fred Phelps and Focus on the Family. Bloody hate mongers, all of them.

[vureoelt.livejournal.com]

AFA? Agenda? *puzzled*

Uh, I thought their agenda was to fall in love with people their own gender...

[toughlovemuse.livejournal.com]

< shrill>

You don't fool me! You have an agenda! I've seen it! It was in a dark binder, and it had a calendar!

A CALENDAR, I say!

</shrill>