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✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Lots of people for various reasons.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Not having a television will do that for you. Well, I have a TV now but it doesn't get any channels.)	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.  (Not so much with the love, no. Came close with WoW.)	× I've tried marijuana.  (Nope.)
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (I like to think I wasn't, but honestly I wasn't especially objective at the time, so I can't say for sure.)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (But, y'know, you can be tactful and honest.)
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Or a lot, say.)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Blame fearsclave.)

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✓ I have broken someone's bones.  (Do my own count for this?)	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.  (It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.)	✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  ("Scar-free" would pretty much be the goal anyway, in my case.)	✓ I need/want money right now.  (Who doesn't?)
✓ I love sushi.  (Yay, sushi!)	✓ I talk really, really fast.  (Depends on my mood.)	× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (Sh'yeah, right. Unless someone sleeps with a big sprig of mint in their mouth, I don't see how that would happen.)
✓ I have long hair.  (It's getting there...)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Never been.)	× I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.  (Canada, baby!)	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (I mostly ignore my phone anyway.)
✓ I like the way that I look.  (Self-image is doing okay these days.)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Dude, no.)	× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.  (Isn't that the definition of Bipolar?)	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (De-criminalised. Not the same thing.)	× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.  (Well, not all THAT hidden...)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends.  (And I'm damned lucky to have them.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Pecked? Makes it sound like a bird eating carrion. Ick.)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Much with the "no" here.)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.  (That would go over poorly at my job at the bank.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.  (Blecchhhh.)	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (Why would I be? My mother is awesome.)
× I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.  (Well, yes. Who hasn't?)
✓ I currently like/love someone.  (There's potential, for sure.)	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (*sigh*)	✓ I want to have children in the future.  (Umm... maybe?)
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.  (I discovered an allergy to sawdust last summer.)
× I have a lot to learn.  (Who doesn't?)	× I am shy around the opposite sex.  (I'm shy in general. I just fake social skills well.)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.  (Yahoo save's 'em all automatically for me.)	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Yay alcohol!)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (I can barely make a move on single people. You think I'm going to try with someone who's spoken for? Hah!)
× I own the "South Park" movie.	✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.  (Well, it's more of a "use LJ to procrastinate" thing.)	✓ I enjoy some country music.  (Country rocks!)
× I would die for my best friends.  (Not so much die, no. I would go a very long way to help them in any way I can, but death? No.)	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (*sigh*)	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (*snortgigglesnerk*)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (Well, I think Halloween is awesome, but not just because of the free candy.)	× I have dated a close friend's ex.  (Yeah, uh, no.)	✓ I am happy at this moment.  (I am indeed.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.  (Fuck that! I'm an NPD supporter!)	× Republican.  (Fuck that! I'm an NPD supporter!)
× I don't even know what I am.  (Uh, what? Are we still talking politics?)	✓ I am punk rockish.  (I rock like a rocking thing! I am also occasionally punk.)	✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (Not exclusively...)
× I study for tests most of the time.  (Not if I can get away with not studying. Yay coasting!)	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.  (No, I'm pretty standard about that.)	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).  (Feh.)	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (Booyah!)	× I have more than just my ears pierced.  (No piercings at all.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.	✓ I have jumped off a bridge.	✓ I love sea turtles.  (Why not?)
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.  (Makeup is ridiculously expensive. I don't even use that much of it.)	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (Watch me!)	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.  (*grr*)	× I went to college out of state.	✓ I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (Who hasn't?)
× I fall for the worst people.	✓ I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (I can't muster the energy to hate a restaurant.)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.  (No, I whistle DAMNED WELL, baby!)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (Then I remind myself about electricity and indoor plumbing, and thank my lucky stars I wasn't born in a different century.)	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (Gah!)	× I am a caffeine junkie.  (Well, I like coffee.)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.  (My teeth are fantastic. Just asdk my dentist.)
× I hate my toes.  (Actually, I rather like my toes. They're well-proportioned.)	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (There was no tag, so I feel vindicated.)	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (Nope. Many friends all over the place.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.  (I am a creature of habit.)	× I love hugs more than kisses.  (Both is better.)
✓ I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Buckets! I am a sop.)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (Uh, no.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (I don't *disbelieve*. Does that count?)
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.  (I hope not.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.  (Too self-conscious for that.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (No! I like my father where he is, thanks.)	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (And then I got over myself.)	✓ I like most animals better than most people.  (Not that I don't like people. I just like animals better.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (Long story.)
✓ I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (Only when unmedicated.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.  (I miss her, but not *that* much.)	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	✓ I don't like to chew gum.  (It makes me queasy.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.  (Theodds of my being first are slim to none, mind.)	✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (When I can.)	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (I've never been a fan of cloning. ;))
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (Umm... ick.)	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.  (Depends.)	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (Hah! I am all about the shiny and am thuseasily distracted.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.	✓ I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.  (Don't feel too strongly on the subject, one way or the other.)
× I download songs from the internet.  (Still haven't figured that out quite yet.)	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (Buh?)	× I say random things to freak people out.  (Meh. Who has time for that?)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.  (Buh?)	× I love playing Truth or Dare.  (No.)	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.  (*shrug*)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (That's not really what it does...)	✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.  (Seriously.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (I like 'em equally!)	× I can only hate someone that I love.  (Trite.)	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.  (What does that even *mean*? Espresso isn't liquor, for crying out loud!)