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Starship Captian! by Uberdude
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What is the name of your starship?
Uptight First Officer	amanda_mary
Closeted Helm/ Navigation	lightcastle
Token Alien Scientist	chibipunkdemon
Tarty Nymphomaniac Yeoman	avren
Substance Abusing Ship's Doctor	looking4wings
Ensign Smith (aka "the victim")	striped
Ship's Engineer /Drunk	ai731
Arch Nemesis Alien Commander	ch3ster_23_t0es
Your ship's secret weapon	Death Ray
How dose your mission end?	Betray Earth to benevolent Aliens
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