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So I decided to phone [livejournal.com profile] djs_specs last night, having calculated the time difference and figuring that, even if she wasn't home, I wasn't calling at an ungodly hour and waking her up and destroying her day. I thought I could leave her a message or something.

The problem was, when I had spoken to her and taken down her phone number, she was visiting with her parents, and thus not at her usual residence. I hadn't taken note of this at the time, and thought this was her regular home number. I am never going to live this down, but this is mostly how the conversation went: (names have been omitted to protect the innocent)

Me: *dials number*

*ring ring ring*

Unidentified male voice: Hello?

Me: *flustered because it's clearly not [livejournal.com profile] djs_specs* Oh, um, I'm sorry, I think I must have the wrong number, but... is [livejournal.com profile] djs_specs there?

Unidentified male: [livejournal.com profile] djs_specs L------?

Me: *even more flustered because I don't actually know [livejournal.com profile] djs_specs's last name* Err... I think so...

[livejournal.com profile] djs_specs's Dad: You're out of luck, because she doesn't live here anymore. This is her dad. She lives in Toowoomba, love. You'll have to call her there.

Me: *dying of embarrassment* Oh, right, of course. I'm terribly sorry. Thankyousomuchgoodbye.

[livejournal.com profile] djs_specs's Dad: No problem, love. Good bye.

Me: *hangs up and dies*


So, yes. Mortified!Phnee here. Not too mortified to put it in my LJ for your general entertainment, mind you, but yes, mortified.

This is why I hate the phone. I hate making outgoing calls the most, because I always end up making an ass of myself. [livejournal.com profile] djs_specs's father must wonder who the stammering Yankee nutcase was, because I was too humiliated to think of giving him my name or asking him for [livejournal.com profile] djs_specs's number in Toowoomba. All I could think of was how quickly to get off the line.

Yes, I'm a shining example of cool poise under pressure. :P

You may now point and mock. ;)

Date: 2004-02-05 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolflady26.livejournal.com
Don't feel bad. I once had to have someone paged at an airport, by his online name, because I had no idea what his real name was!

He was coming to visit me from Germany, and his plane was delayed. I was waiting for him, had no idea what he looked like, no idea what his last name was, etc. I ended up waiting in the airport for 4 hours, thinking I had missed him the whole time!

Date: 2004-02-05 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-digitalis869.livejournal.com
Oh god, that was great.

See why 99.9 percent of the time I have a dreaded horror of the phone? Stuff like that happens to me too...

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Date: 2004-02-05 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousme.livejournal.com
Phones are evil. Tools of the devil, yes they are, precious. ;)

I avoid phones as much as possible, but decided to make an exception this time as the situation seemed to warrant it.

Calling Australia is not as simple as it would seem, however. :P

Date: 2004-02-05 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djs-specs.livejournal.com
Oh shit hon! I'm so sorry... I didn't think to give you both my numbers - I'll put the real one in a friends-locked post in my LJ.

*thinks* I wonder what I can say to day when he inevitably mentions it when I call tonight... *evil grin*

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Date: 2004-02-06 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousme.livejournal.com
Heh. So, what did you end up telling your father? Did it come up at all?

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Date: 2004-02-06 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djs-specs.livejournal.com
Yeah, but I had to bring it up! See where I get my rubbish memory from? :P

He was cool with it - although he couldn't understand my amusement over the issue :D

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Date: 2004-02-06 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousme.livejournal.com
Hee!

Well, I'm glad he took it well.

I'm back on my own computer, btw. I sorted out all the hooking myself back up to the internet stuff this morning (well, night time for you, I suppose), and I'm back in business!

I'm busily downloading all the instant messengers that got wiped off my memory before. ;)

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Date: 2004-02-06 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djs-specs.livejournal.com
WOOHOO!!!!

*happy dances*

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