*snortsnickersnerk*

[mousme]

This cracked me up for some reason, indicating I've probably been up since far too early:

"Bother," said The Borg, "we've assimilated Pooh."

"Bother", said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedos and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three."

Borger King: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Condiments are futile.

"Never trust a statistic you didn't fake yourself." -- Winston Churchill

Smith & Wesson: The original point & click interface


Oh, and just so I'm not accused of plagiarism, I got these here. There are more I found funny, but it would be silly to post them all up here. :)

I think I'll go pester my parents and see if they'll feed me. *bops off*

Comments

[striped.livejournal.com]

Sunrise is nature's way of telling you it's bedtime.

Haha. Hahaha!

If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a day, but if you set him on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Haha... ouch. Yuck. Hahaha.

[joane.livejournal.com]

Waitasec - no Vermont??? Wench! We could have invited you to go Dim Sum with us this morning, if I'd known you weren't going anywhere!

[mousme.livejournal.com]

It got cancelled at 7am this morning due to Abi's not feeling well. :(

If I'd known you were having Dim Sum I'd have invited myself along. :)

Hope you had a good time. :)