I've had fun before... this is not it

[mousme]

I used to have a pin that said that. I wonder where it went? They don't sell them at Mélange anymore.

Oog. Half-hour lunches blow bigger chunks than Mt. Etna, I swear. No time to digest, barely enough time to eat. Meh.

To top it off, four and a half hours left on my shift. I can't believe they scheduled all my breaks so early. Do they want me to go insane? Huh? Huh?

Feh.

Everyone wants to deactivate their phone lines today too. Don't they understand that they fubarring my stats? It's so inconsiderate of them not to want to pay a flipping fortune for a service they don't even need. Sheesh! Some people.

The only girl who was working with me today got off work early (she finished earlier than I did anyway), so for the next four and a half hours I get to be all by myself. Joy. Not that she's such a scintillating conversationalist or anything, but at least I could share my misery with someone else. :P

*sends let-go-early vibes to the scheduling department with all her strength of will*

Could someone please send a virus to my computer here at work so that I can get some time offline? Please? Or at least leave a comment so I'll be entertained on my breaks. ;)

...

w00t! Just made a sale!

Maybe I'll go look up what gives one access to EI on the internet... ;)

Comments

[coco-bean.livejournal.com]

I send you strength!!

::sends strength::

[kimberly-a.livejournal.com]

Um ... I'm not really very entertaining lately. But here's my comment! Lemme think if I can come up with anything entertaining.

I was showering this morning with the hubby, and the Dumb Cat watched us from as far away as possible (while still in the same room), perched on the top of the toilet tank. Shannon said that he's figured out -- through rigorous experimentation -- that she sits over there only when the heat lamp is on above the shower. When the heat lamp is off, she sits right next to the shower and gets her kinky joy out of watching Shannon all naked closer up.

So apparently the Dumb Cat is afraid of heat lamps. The End. :)

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[mousme.livejournal.com]

*rotflmao*

Poor Dumb Cat.

Is she really that dumb?

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[kimberly-a.livejournal.com]

Oh my sweet baby pineapples, yes! She is one of the dumbest cats I've ever met. But she has an excuse. She was the runt of her litter, and her mother almost immediately began trying to kill her off, to give the other kittens a better chance at survival. When she was rescued (at about 3 days old) and given to a foster mother, she never really got enough food and was extremely tiny, until I adopted her when she was about 3 months old and she no longer had to compete for food with kittens much larger than she. She doubled in size within about 2 weeks. But having such a traumatic and malnourished kittenhood for the first 3 months seems to have left her a bit ... uh ... slow.