Meme moment...

[mousme]

Procrastinating at work? Me? Never! The very notion that you would think so offends me, and I... oh, whatever. ;)



If I were a month I would be: September
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 14h00
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury
If I were a sea animal I would be: anemone
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a comfy sofa
If I were a historical figure I would be: Virginia Woolf
If I were a liquid I would be: a milkshake
If I were a stone, I would be: granite
If I were a tree, I would be: a cherry tree, or maybe an apple tree
If I were a bird, I would be: robin
If I were a tool, I would be: glue
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: dandelion or a geranium
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: summer rain
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: phoenix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: viola de gamba
If I were an animal, I would be: rabbit
If I were a color, I would be: dark green
If I were an emotion, I would be: contentment
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: wind chimes
If I were an element, I would be: earth
If I were a car, I would be: station wagon
If I were a song, I would be: More Than Words
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: some obscure director
If I were a book, I would be written by: Margaret Atwood
If I were a food, I would be: macaroni and cheese
If I were a place, I would be: lake
If I were a material, I would be: wood
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: pine trees
If I were a religion, I would be: wicca (even though I'm a Catholic)
If I were a word, I would be: random
If I were an object, I would be: spoon
If I were a body part I would be: ear
If I were a facial expression I would be: half-smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: creative writing
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Darkwing Duck
If I were a shape I would be: oval
If I were a number I would be: 5