My turn! Random snippet from work

[mousme]

Overheard (by others) in the rest area:

Minion #1: "Man, I feel awful. I've been sick all morning."

Me (sympathetic nod): "Suckage. What's wrong?"

Minion #1:"I dunno. 'My stomach's been hurting all morning and I've had really bad cramps. When those stop I just feel really bloated."

Me: "Need some Mydol, Walter?"

Minion #1 (looking understandably upset): "Fuck off!"

Comments

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

Bah! The Minions at your place have no sense of humour!

Here all the other Minions would have ganged up on him and he'd have started whining about being picked on and the like.

*ponders setting trap and testing this out at work asap to prove theory*

;)