I am bad at updating

I promised I would update on all the things, and then never did so. So, uh, I'm going to try to do this succinctly. I will very likely fail at that too. Succinctness (succinctitude?) has never been my forte, as you all know. ;)

( Update behind the cut! )

I think that's it for now. Thank you for bearing with me if you made it past that wall of text. ;)