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Open letter
Sep. 17th, 2009 12:19 pmDear cat,
I love you, you know I do. Here's a tip: if you're going to puke all over my pristine sofa, do NOT come and shove your puke-breath face directly into mine and ask for pats. No, really. It's gross, and I am already disinclined to give you pats after scrubbing the sofa.
Love,
Me
I love you, you know I do. Here's a tip: if you're going to puke all over my pristine sofa, do NOT come and shove your puke-breath face directly into mine and ask for pats. No, really. It's gross, and I am already disinclined to give you pats after scrubbing the sofa.
Love,
Me
