Open letter

[mousme]

Dear cat,

I love you, you know I do. Here's a tip: if you're going to puke all over my pristine sofa, do NOT come and shove your puke-breath face directly into mine and ask for pats. No, really. It's gross, and I am already disinclined to give you pats after scrubbing the sofa.

Love,

Me

Comments

[catsarah.livejournal.com]

Let me guess! George? He did the exact same thing after hurfing before you got home the night we arrived. I think he was offering Jenn to clean his pukey whiskers or something :P

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Yep, George. The furry little bastard.

[threnodythefop.livejournal.com]

Perverse little bastards, cats. It's probably why I like them so much.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

They really are. Good thing they're cute.