Urgh...

So I went to bed early yesterday, around 9pm. Not as early as I could have, but I again wasn't actually feeling sleepy, only mangled and exhausted.

Managed to sleep on and off all night. The maximum was a two-hour stretch. Nonetheless, I am feeling much better for having slept even a little bit as opposed to not at all.

I can only hope that tonight will prove even better. At least there's Mage tonight, which means that I'll have plenty of Angst and torture to look forward to. Eee! *does a Happy Mage Dance*

*wields dripping axe*

I don't think "bloodthirsty" is a quality they were looking for when they hired me. Otherwise they'd have hired a lawyer or a programmer or Firewillow. ^_-

As it is, I'm experiencing a burning desire to snatch up a baseball bat and lay waste to something right about now. Preferably a client or a supervisor or THE GODDAMNED ASSHOLE WHO KEEPS SENDING ME HARASSING EMAILS ABOUT MY GODDAMNED FOLLOW-UPS AND GETS ME IN TROUBLE WITH MY SUPERVISOR!



...

*sigh*

I need a more fulfilling job. Like cleaning out toilets with a toothbrush.

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Yup. Upon further reflection, I really, really, really want to pound the crap out of someone or something right now. Maybe my work computer, to watch the plastic casing crack and pop open, crumple under the nice heavy wood of a baseball bat, spilling its metallic innards in a sparking, smoking heap of débris on the freaking grey carpet at work, the screen imploding then exploding to send little shards of whatever the hell it's made of flying up to knock out the neon lights over our heads...

*basks in mental image*

Or if I could find the aforementioned goddamned asshole and practice some retrophrenology on him... yeeeessss, my preciousss... we rearranges his pretty skullses and sees if he isn't so stupid afterwardssss... nasssty tricksy administratorsesss...

*thwack thwack thwack!*


I would probably be in a better mood if I were sleeping well.