I don't believe this...

[mousme]

My neighbours are once again having loud obnoxious sex, this time apparently on top of a dresser.

I think they keep sex toys in one of the drawers. That's the only explanation I can come up with for the sounds emanating from next door. I mean, what else explains a loud buzzing sound occurring at the same time as the aforementioned loud obnoxious sex?

*cringes and turns up the music*

I don't want to know what is causing the splashing sounds.