Like a freakin' ping pong ball

[mousme]

So my lunch hour starts off with one of those: "Gee, I'm so sorry for existing, but you see there was no vacancy in the cemetery this week" moments, in which I had the *gall* to ask the cafeteria workers for two containers of cheese sauce instead of one each of cheese and salsa.

I swear, if looks could kill... The eyes rolled heavenwards, the mouths turned down, the gazes grew steely. You'd think I had just asked them to sacrifice their firstborn to my cannibal gods. Yeesh.

Customer service ain't what it used to be.

In other news, I made $20 at work today. I won the team AHT (Accumulated handling Time) contest, so I got some cash. I was rather pleased, as this means I'm covered until payday, more or less.

I also won a gift certificate of $30 for Les Centres à La Mode Fairview Pointe Claire. Am nonplussed, as a snowball has more chance of surviving in hell than I do of ever going out there for a measly $30 gift certificate.

If anybody wants to buy it off me, you're welcome to it.

So, a day full of ups and downs so far (and no, I'm not just saying that because I'm nauseous and dizzy).