*more off-key singing ensues*

[mousme]

"They say that in the army the girls are really fine
You ask for Cinderella -they give you Frankenstein

Oh I don't want no more of army life
Gee, Mom, I wanna go back to Ontario
Gee, Mom, I wanna go home!

They say that in the army the drinks are really fine
You ask for Coca-Cola -they give you turpentine

Oh I don't want no more of army life
Gee, Mom, I wanna go back to Ontario
Gee, Mom, I wanna go home!

They say that in the army the food is really fine
A bun rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine

Oh I don't want no more of army life
Gee, Mom, I wanna go back to Ontario
Gee, Mom, I wanna go home!

They say that in the army the tents are waterproof
You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof

Oh I don't want no more of army life
Gee, Mom, I wanna go back to Ontario
Gee, Mom, I wanna go home!"


Hey, anyone else know this song? I hear there are all sorts of variations. I'd love to hear the ones you know. :)