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Hyper!Coworker took me out dancing in the gay village, at the Unity dance club. Lots and lots of semi-nekkid gay men, more than a few queens with eyelashes longer than my hair, and a disappointing lot of heterosexual girls taking refuge from predatory men in a "safe" environment.

Danced a lot. Had fun. Now have blisters on my feet, and I am tired. Good times.

Bed now. *thunk*

Date: 2009-06-15 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiwano.livejournal.com
If the mass of breeder girls seeking a "safe" venue had you all disappointed, the proactive response would be to make the environment less safe by coming on to them as persistently as the menfolk in the straight clubs do. (Of course if they're bi-curious, accept, and are predictably bad in bed, I deny all responsibility for this idea).

Date: 2009-06-15 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousme.livejournal.com
LOL

I'm not much of a club-goer, and I wouldn't know how to hit on a woman in a place where she can't hear what I'm saying.

Duly noted, though, and I hereby absolve you of all guilt if I ever find myself having bad sex with a strange girl. :P

Date: 2009-06-15 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiwano.livejournal.com
Well there's a big upside to be had from the fact that you're not actually trying to successfully pick her up. Really you just have to be inappropriately forward; gesture as though you're groping her breasts and then wink at her, lick the air in front of you while raising your eyebrows at her, curl up your hand as though fisting and slide your other hand over it suggestively just before pointing at her... There's no shortage of ways to be obscene and creepy.

Date: 2009-06-15 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcaptain.livejournal.com
Hey now, that's not quite true. I remember it was fairly loud at Hurley's a few weeks ago when you stepped over to another table :>

Dancing

Date: 2009-06-15 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankhorite.livejournal.com

Awww! Blisters, noooo!

But otherwise, yyyyaaaaaayyyy!

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