Open Letter (there are a lot of these, lately)

[mousme]

Dear ADD!Supervisor,

Please to not be sending the mental emails anymore. We, your employees, feel that this is discriminatory toward the telepathically challenged. Since we cannot read your mind, it is therefore unfair of you to assume that we are aware of the changes in procedures that you thought you sent to us last week, but didn't.

Kthxbai,

Me