Do de doo...

[mousme]

Am at work. Tomorrow is the full moon. In the past hour, my colleagues and I have each taken a call from a crazy person. That's four crazies in one hour.

Thus far, we have learned:

1- Barack Obama is going to get assassinated because he's a half-breed (not my words).

2- Jolene Riendeau was killed in a satanic ritual (she's a semi-famous child abductee around here).

3- The Mohawks and the Algonquins aren't the same kind of people, and we all need to be careful.

4- Hydro Quebec is illegally installing wiring in people's houses in order to spy on them.


*sigh*

Comments

[owldaughter.livejournal.com]

#3: OMG! Quick, tell the settlers!

#4: Um. Yeah, about that... no, never mind.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

#3: Circle the wagons!!!

[ai731.livejournal.com]

At least HydroQuebec knows how to read a meter correctly. HydroOntario sent us a 'bill' last week to tell us we were in credit, because apparently we had miraculously cut our average electricity use by 10KW/day, and now only use an average of 2KW/day rather than 12 like we used to. Which would be nice, but isn't the case.

[swestrup]

If the crazy calls come fast enough, then you can pair them up! Just keep the first guy talking until a second wacko calls, and then tell each that you're escalating the call to your superior, and connect them! Problem solved!

We don't spy on people; we make spying equipment!

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

Hydro Quebec is one of the customers of the place where I work.

Disclaimer: We don't make spy equipment; we make electrical distribution automation equipment. I could tell you what that means, but then I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.