Bahahahaaaaa!

[mousme]

Oh my GOD!

Props to urban_homestead for pointing me to this gem of political commentary.

An excerpt:

GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you...

MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.

OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty "Matterhorn, son of Marathon" shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original?

MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid.


I especially love Kucinich's lines. :D

Comments

[joane.livejournal.com]

Are you home? I'm on IM tonight, and Kat, Rich and I are poking at SG6. We need Dickie at some point, or there's no reason to have brought Gia into this at all! :D

[raven-albion.livejournal.com]

Yes, his wife IS a totally bangin' Dryad.

I saw this a few days ago and LOVED IT. :)

[mousme.livejournal.com]

MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD

Gold!