*snortsnickersnerk*
Jul. 5th, 2003 10:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousmeThis cracked me up for some reason, indicating I've probably been up since far too early:
"Bother," said The Borg, "we've assimilated Pooh."
"Bother", said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedos and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three."
Borger King: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Condiments are futile.
"Never trust a statistic you didn't fake yourself." -- Winston Churchill
Smith & Wesson: The original point & click interface
Oh, and just so I'm not accused of plagiarism, I got these here. There are more I found funny, but it would be silly to post them all up here. :)
I think I'll go pester my parents and see if they'll feed me. *bops off*
"Bother," said The Borg, "we've assimilated Pooh."
"Bother", said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedos and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three."
Borger King: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Condiments are futile.
"Never trust a statistic you didn't fake yourself." -- Winston Churchill
Smith & Wesson: The original point & click interface
Oh, and just so I'm not accused of plagiarism, I got these here. There are more I found funny, but it would be silly to post them all up here. :)
I think I'll go pester my parents and see if they'll feed me. *bops off*
