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mousmeDear Everyone,
Don't staple your envelopes shut. They are self-adhesive. If you must, use scotch tape. That will prevent receptionists stabbing themselves in the fingers while dealing with the mail.
No love,
The Receptionist
Dear Manager,
I realize you're trying to be helpful while L is gone. Please stop. You are actually adding to my workload because you're doing things wrong.
Sort of love,
Me
Dear Clients,
Just, go away. No one at the office wants to talk to you today. Those managers who are actually here, that is. All you're doing is making me answer the phone to tell you that no one is available. Take today off, I mean it. Go golfing. Half our office is there anyway. Maybe you'll get more business done that way.
Still no love,
Me
Don't staple your envelopes shut. They are self-adhesive. If you must, use scotch tape. That will prevent receptionists stabbing themselves in the fingers while dealing with the mail.
No love,
The Receptionist
Dear Manager,
I realize you're trying to be helpful while L is gone. Please stop. You are actually adding to my workload because you're doing things wrong.
Sort of love,
Me
Dear Clients,
Just, go away. No one at the office wants to talk to you today. Those managers who are actually here, that is. All you're doing is making me answer the phone to tell you that no one is available. Take today off, I mean it. Go golfing. Half our office is there anyway. Maybe you'll get more business done that way.
Still no love,
Me
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Date: 2005-09-23 06:17 pm (UTC)