The Great Limerick Challenge

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Okay, folks. As some of you may know, I'm a complete limerick fiend, and I want to make a compilation to fuel my obsession.

So, I want you to post all your favourite limericks right here. If you have friends who aren't on my list or who have no LJs, point them here too. :)

There is no limit to the number of limericks anyone should post. In fact, I encourage you to post as many as you can think of. Feel free to make some up, too.

Have at it!

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There once was a fellow from Nazareth
Who was feeling quite cross and beref'
   "I can heal the blind,
   and those with no mind,
But there stands a man who is deaf!"