The Great Limerick Challenge

[mousme]

Okay, folks. As some of you may know, I'm a complete limerick fiend, and I want to make a compilation to fuel my obsession.

So, I want you to post all your favourite limericks right here. If you have friends who aren't on my list or who have no LJs, point them here too. :)

There is no limit to the number of limericks anyone should post. In fact, I encourage you to post as many as you can think of. Feel free to make some up, too.

Have at it!

Comments

[miseri.livejournal.com]

It scanned perfectly well for me. But then, I read it as "were t'TOOED, the prices of ale".

[joenotcharles.livejournal.com]

That's even worse than "TA-tooed" - I can't even figure out what you mean by that, since the line is missing a syllable, and as far as I can tell you're trying to make it scan by dropping a syllable!