And this is going to help how?

[mousme]

*sigh*

Because, naturally, killing the leader of the opposition is really going to solve the problem of interracial/interethnic/interreligious conflict in Palestine.

Really.



I mean, Canadian politics might be really, really weird and clearly smoking crack lately, but at least our version of discrediting the opposition is to qualify them as "an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet."

I kid you not.

Text of e-mail sent to reporters


Subject: Dear Mister McGuinty

Dear Mister McGuinty

An Occasional Bulletin from Ernie Eves Campaign Headquarters

September 12, 2003

There came a fork in "the high road." The Liberals took it.

"Ernie Eves is either incompetent and doesn't know his own platform, or he is purposely misleading Ontario voters."
-- Deputy Liberal Leader Sandra "Better Angels of our Nature" Pupatello, September 12, 2003

"The Eves government isn't just incompetent. It can actually put you in the hospital - or worse."
-- Hamilton Mountain Liberal MPP Marie "Is Everybody Happy?" Bountrogianni, September 11, 2003

"You can't trust Ernie Eves when it comes to nuclear safety."
-- St. Paul's Liberal MPP Michael "China Syndrome" Bryant, September 11, 2003

These jolly, positive, "Who-me-fear-monger?" pronouncements beg a simple question:

"Who really speaks for the Ontario Liberal Party?

Dalton McGuinty. He's an evil reptilian kitten eater from another planet. (sorry)



Okay, now I'm speaking again: what the HELL were they smoking in the campaign office? I want some...

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*sigh* Even your politicians are more interesting than ours... I've gotta move to Canada.