Gah

[mousme]

Totally inappropropriate LJ crushes are EVIL.

*dies*

Why must you people write so well?

*shakes fist at universe*

*crawls off to die in corner*

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[prolixfootle.livejournal.com]

Inappropriate?

[palmir.livejournal.com]

I thought they were what made LJ's bad points bearable, myself. *shrug*

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Yes. :)

[mousme.livejournal.com]

*lol*

Yeah, but then what?

You just get to sit there and stare at your screen and wish that the person didn't live halfway across the globe and wasn't spoken for and didn't write so bloody well, or else that you could afford several plane tickets a year to go and seduce them or something. ^_-

Oh well. It's part of the fun and frustration of LJ, I guess. It's not especially dire, but I did have to shake my fist at the universe for the injustice of it all at least once. :)

[ex-digitalis869.livejournal.com]

Because we loooooove you. ;}

[ex-digitalis869.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I suppose evil has something to do with it to. Personally I'm currently pissed off at Spider Robinson. I've been reading "User Friendly" (a book of his shorts) and crying for two days now. I keep putting it down because I can't stand that much happy, sympathetic weeping all at once.

[king-duncan.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love that book. Spider rocks my world. "The Gift of the Magistrate" is amazing.

[prolixfootle.livejournal.com]

That was actually an invitation to elaborate... ?;o)

[mousme.livejournal.com]

*dons cloak of crypticness*

[prolixfootle.livejournal.com]

(*prepares to use staff of inappropriate prying*)

[palmir.livejournal.com]

But it'd only really be inappropriate if you, say, searched for cheap deals for the next weekend on travelocity.com or something. Not that I've ever done that. *cough*

[mousme.livejournal.com]

I can feel the love. :)

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Hm. I guess I'll have to poke around and see if I can find it. Btw, I've changed my mind about my book recommendation. If you haven't read it, read The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon. Kind of surreal, postmodern randomness. Good stuff. And very cynical.

[djs-specs.livejournal.com]

Okay, well I think we can rule yours truly out as the crushee in this case. Last thing I think I wrote well in this thing was some pr0n that I put up months ago :P

*writes herself a note* Saturday evening... Call Phnee.

[twilightelysium.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, *sigh*, I love when lj people write so well. It's half the beauty of lj for me, and I wish I could write so well too.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

*smooch*

You don't need to write gorgeous posts, darling. You're marvellous in so many other ways. ^_^

Of course, this should not be construed as my discouraging you to write pr0n. Go ahead and write lots and lots of pr0n. ^_-

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Agreed, although your photographs are beautiful and make me wish I lived near you. I wish I A) had a digital camera and B) could use it the way you do.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

*rummages in bag of holding*

Criminey! Running out of stuff here...

[coco-bean.livejournal.com]

0.0

*I* write like an immigrant! ^^;;

[djs-specs.livejournal.com]

You don't need to write gorgeous posts, darling. You're marvellous in so many other ways. ^_^

Awwwww... *blush* Flattery, my dear, will get you everywhere with me ;)

[kimberly-a.livejournal.com]

I haven't written anything interesting lately, and so I'm sure this doesn't refer to me. But I must admit that on some level that makes me a little sad. It's not me! Pout!

:)

[vureoelt.livejournal.com]

Thank about it. Would you read if it were someone you didn't know and they wrote like the freshly lobotomized? :)

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[mousme.livejournal.com]

Heh. You're just not a *new* inappropriate LJ crush, dahlink. Who says you haven't been seducing me all the while?

Oh, and start writing again, dagnabbit! I miss you. ;)

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[mousme.livejournal.com]

*lick*

Fantastic. When I win the lottery, I'm buying a plane ticket. ^_^