Another open letter
Dec. 12th, 2002 12:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousmeAttn: Minacs Marketing (a subsidiary of Bell Mobility)
To whom it may concern,
It came to my attention today thatyou've been lying to your clients certain miscommunications have arisen with prospective clients.
It would seem that youbunch of lying swindling two-timing fuckheads have promised prospective clients rates that God Himself couldn't possibly come up with even with the aid of all His angels that are not currently available at Bell Mobility.
Would it be possible for you todislodge your heads from the deepest recesses of your bowels where they appear to be permanently wedged at least read the script and detailed description of the promotions currently offered by Bell Mobility?
That way we would ensure that no client gets promised unlimited nights and weekends, two hundred daytime minutes, free call display and voice mail as well as a free phone, the second phone at $25 with four hundredfreaking goddamned minutes all for the modest sum of $25 per month.
You see, a rate plan like that should, even following the guidelines of our current promotions, cost something along the lines of $50 a month, therefore about twice the price you quoted to the client.
You also appear to have repeated to the aforementioned client on no fewer than three occasions that he would not have to pay the mandatory system access fees of $6.95 per month.What part of "mandatory" seemed ambiguous to you, you stupid fuck?
Please for the love of God grow a brain!We here at Bell Mobility Customer Service would greatly appreciate your cooperation in keeping our customer base informed and satisfied with our products which isn't going to happen if you losers keep lying to them to get your pansy-assed little commission, which you won't be getting if the client changes his mind because you lied!.
Yoursrabidly angry
Daphne Brunelle
To whom it may concern,
It came to my attention today that
It would seem that you
Would it be possible for you to
That way we would ensure that no client gets promised unlimited nights and weekends, two hundred daytime minutes, free call display and voice mail as well as a free phone, the second phone at $25 with four hundred
You see, a rate plan like that should, even following the guidelines of our current promotions, cost something along the lines of $50 a month, therefore about twice the price you quoted to the client.
You also appear to have repeated to the aforementioned client on no fewer than three occasions that he would not have to pay the mandatory system access fees of $6.95 per month.
Yours
Daphne Brunelle
