Son of a B****!!!!

In trying to get some frozen hamburger out of my freezer, I dislodged an almost-full bottle of gin onto my toes.

The gin is fine, my foot is not.

There has been non-stop swearing for the last ten minutes.

Irony of ironies, I now need to go get ice out of the freezer. Maybe I'll use the bottle of gin, as penance.