Mercury could be break-dancing for all I care

The trick, apparently, is not to let someone else's Mercury Retrograde issues pull you down.

So, because I can, I give you DEATH FROM ABOVE:

Desperate plea to the universe

Dear universe,

You either need to give me more time or more energy if you want me to get all this stuff done. Both together would be nice. I know that I'm asking for a lot, but really, I need a leg up here.

Love,

Me