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A new open letter
Nov. 8th, 2007 03:49 pmDear Makers of Advil Cold & Sinus,
I appreciate your product. Believe me, I do. However, given the effect that a sinus cold has on my brain and cognitive functions, never mind my manual dexterity, why for the love of GOD would you put a child-proof cap on the bottle? COME ON! That's tantamount to putting a Phnee-proof cap on it, and is patently unfair! Cruel and unusual punishment. There isn't even a child-proof cap on your extra-strength Advil, or the liquigels, or any other product of yours that I've ever used. What gives?
No love,
Me
I appreciate your product. Believe me, I do. However, given the effect that a sinus cold has on my brain and cognitive functions, never mind my manual dexterity, why for the love of GOD would you put a child-proof cap on the bottle? COME ON! That's tantamount to putting a Phnee-proof cap on it, and is patently unfair! Cruel and unusual punishment. There isn't even a child-proof cap on your extra-strength Advil, or the liquigels, or any other product of yours that I've ever used. What gives?
No love,
Me
