*stabbity stab stab*

Dear Co-Workers,

If you all come and tell me that your work is urgent and that I have to put a rush on it, guess what? I will do it in the order in which it comes. I understand that you think your work is more important than other people's, but you are mistaken.

Everyone's lack of planning is not my emergency. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Rest assured, I am working as fast as I can. However, your rush will have to wait until I finish the other five rushes ahead of you.

No love,

Me.