This link will take you to Harry Potter smut (Draco/George/Seamus smut, to be precise, although I'm reasonably sure they're of consenting age in this particular scene at least).
Let's just say I was very glad not to have been drinking, at the time, or I would have splorked all over my brand-new computer monitor.
In other, vaguely-related news, ever since I applied to Fidelius, Alastor Moody has been whispering paranoid fantasies in the back of my mind. I feel like RPing him somewhere in a limited capacity. It would be just like
*bounces off*