For Firewillow, Fearsclave and Riverwolf

[mousme]

From Dumb Bumpers

My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.


The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.


Women want me. Fish fear me.


Good things come to those who BAIT!


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will become an alcoholic.


A bad day fishing beats a good day at work.


Kiss my bass.


Strip me, whip me, tie me, fly me.


There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.


The question of fishing is not a matter of life or death... it's more important than that.


Work is for people who don't know how to fish


BOAT - A hole on the surface of water into which money is thrown


Fishing: A jerk on the end of a line...waiting for a jerk on the end of a line


Fishermen have longer rods.


Born to fish, forced to work


Fish or DIE


HOOK 'EM COOK 'EM


Have a crappie day!


Master Baiter on board.


Give me fish and no one gets hurt


Fishing today makes alcholics tomorrow.


Eat, sleep, go fishing


My boat is bigger than yours


I live with fear and danger every day, but sometimes she lets me go fishing.

Comments

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

trip me, whip me, tie me, fly me.

:: dies laughing ::

RW will probably like the last one best. ;)

[cymry.livejournal.com]

There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

everyone taking notes here?