My turn! Random snippet from work
Oct. 28th, 2002 01:18 pmOverheard (by others) in the rest area:
Minion #1: "Man, I feel awful. I've been sick all morning."
Me (sympathetic nod): "Suckage. What's wrong?"
Minion #1:"I dunno. 'My stomach's been hurting all morning and I've had really bad cramps. When those stop I just feel really bloated."
Me: "Need some Mydol, Walter?"
Minion #1 (looking understandably upset): "Fuck off!"
Minion #1: "Man, I feel awful. I've been sick all morning."
Me (sympathetic nod): "Suckage. What's wrong?"
Minion #1:"I dunno. 'My stomach's been hurting all morning and I've had really bad cramps. When those stop I just feel really bloated."
Me: "Need some Mydol, Walter?"
Minion #1 (looking understandably upset): "Fuck off!"