Son of a B****!!!!

[mousme]

In trying to get some frozen hamburger out of my freezer, I dislodged an almost-full bottle of gin onto my toes.

The gin is fine, my foot is not.

There has been non-stop swearing for the last ten minutes.

Irony of ironies, I now need to go get ice out of the freezer. Maybe I'll use the bottle of gin, as penance.

Comments

[elanya.livejournal.com]

Just *drink* the gin, then you won't care about your foot ;)

Mmmm, gin.

[taxlady.livejournal.com]

Yup. And use the bottle instead of ice. By the time it gets warm, you should have enough gin in you not to care.

[sassy-fae.livejournal.com]

Oww! Yeah, use the gin bottle, it deserves it :P