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[mousme]

The damned marmot has eaten ALL of my lettuce. The marmot also appears to have three offspring, who are doubtless not guiltless in the disappearance of my lettuce.

There will be inhumane relocation procedures as soon as I can figure out how to do it. Tomorrow moonandtree and I will be netting the rest of the garden.

Did I mention that ALL THE LETTUCE IS GONE?

ARGH!

Comments

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Just because you've trapped it humanely doesn't mean that you can't kill and eat it humanely, you know. There are all sorts of recipes on the internet.

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[langolier2408.livejournal.com]

Are you familiar with the legalities of a cross bow in the city? I mean for the humanly disposal aspect once trapped...

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

I really have no idea. It'd probably be best to have a friend call the City from a payphone on your behalf...

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[langolier2408.livejournal.com]

Okay...might you know where a crossbow can be purchased in this fair city???

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Baron Sports on Hymus in Pointe Claire has some, as would the Baron Sports up on St-Laurent.

The ones at Baron are pretty high-end; sometimes the surplus stores on St-Laurent haev lower-end ones.

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[mousme.livejournal.com]

I'll drive it out to the GFHW and watch you kill it humanely, and then we can have stew. :P

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Deal!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[langolier2408.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, and if you do trap one place newspaper in the bottom of any trunk you put it in they will urinate and poop like crazy when scared...again learned through experience....

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[mousme.livejournal.com]

On second thought, I have seen the marmot up close, and it looks... sketchy. Like it might have mange. Dunno if that affects the quality of the eatin'...

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Dunno. We can always try; I'd think that the skin condition wouldn't affect the underlying meat.

Or you could build a marmot catapult...

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[langolier2408.livejournal.com]

Any suggestions on how to kill them humanly while they are in a cage without the use of a crossbow or firearm? I've decided this year I will hang the pelts in warning to other Gofers....

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[ai731.livejournal.com]

It looked like that early in the year last year, too. Then later in the summer it looked all sleek & fat. It might be a "surviving the winter and then birthing and feeding the babies" thing; I expect it doesn't leave it's den much until the litter is weaned...

Re: LOL!!!!!!!!

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, as cute as Leroy is, I think the entire family need to be relocated for their own good. There really isn't enough food in our garden for them all to survive, and dagnabbit those are MY vegetables!

I may draw the line at stew, though, no matter how tempting fearsclave's offer might be. ;)

Voles

[ankhorite.livejournal.com]

If you figure out a way to HUMANELY kill voles, tell me.

This means no sticky traps and no warfarin (D-Con).