Neighbours. Bah.

[mousme]

Dear neighbours,

I applaud your decision to recycle. No, really: it's good for the environment and all that. I, too, recycle regularly.

However, recycling does NOT mean piling mounds and mounds of unsorted TRASH in MY recycling bin.

No, really. I don't want your garbage in my recycling bin, which I take great pains to keep properly maintained. Please to do your own sorting and to get your own FREE green box from the local eco-centre, which is ONE WHOLE BLOCK AWAY.

No love,

Me

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[swestrup]

I'm reminded of the problem faced at an army base where folks kept leaving the door to Rec area open. They needed to put up a sign, but didn't want to antagonize any of the senior officers that used the place. The wording they finally chose was this:

"Hey, Moron, SHUT the door!
Not you, Sir!"