Even better than the Queen of the Universe

[mousme]

I just spoke with Jesus Christ. Apparently the TV talks to him and sends him messages about the RCMP.

I really can't make this stuff up.

Comments

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

That's because you're sane.

[bodhifox.livejournal.com]

The RCMP is a tool of the Devil. We all know that.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Not according to this guy. See, he told me he deals with the Devil on a regular basis (it's his calling, what with being the Saviour and all), and the RCMP was supposed to come help him.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Isn't it scary when I'm the sane one in a conversation? ;)

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Yup :).

[chasingthenuns.livejournal.com]

Jesus told my Grandma once to buy a t.v.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Hey, we're practically related! I wish I'd known this earlier, I'd have asked him about her. :)

[mousme.livejournal.com]

How's work, incidentally? Seeing a light at the end of the tunnel yet?

[chasingthenuns.livejournal.com]

If he truly were Jesus Christ he would know how she was doing. I'm really not sure if she were senile at the time or if she just said it to get what she wanted.

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Yup. I'm starting to hand new stuff off to the new hire. It's a relief, honestly.

[owldaughter.livejournal.com]

The RCMP has a God-given right to Fight Evil? You're Christ's sidekicks? Geez, you'd think someone would have given you all the celestial memo.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Good news. :)

I was starting to seriously worry about you.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

If he truly were Jesus Christ he would know how she was doing.

That was my thought too. :)

I'm really not sure if she were senile at the time or if she just said it to get what she wanted.

If it was the latter, she was a pretty canny lady. :)

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

I'm constantly seriously worrying about me :).

March break in Ontario is helping too. I may be able to catch up a whole lot of lost time.

So we need to start planning. Trip up to Lee Valley (I wanna get a composter and a stone rake)? Visit to the Coalition Stronghold?

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes and yes!

Lee Valley FTW! I want a tomato press. :D

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

We should talk to them and maybe make it a group expedition?

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Sure! :)