I Have Arrived

[mousme]

I just had the following conversation.

Me: "GRC-RCMP Montréal bonjour, good evening!"

Caller: *speaking with a heavy middle-eastern accent* "Yes, this is Queen Annan, and I wish to report a fraud that is being committed against me."

Me: "Okay. 'Queen' is your first name?"

Caller: "No, it is my title. Queen Annan. I am Queen of the Universe."

Me: "You're the Queen of the Universe?"

Caller: "Yes."


The conversation went downhill from there.

Comments

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Wow. What do you do with them? I'm curious.

[grrscary.livejournal.com]

Try very very hard not to laugh. I fail often.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Are these actual crazy people, or people who think they were Cleopatra in a past life? (Or both?)

[grrscary.livejournal.com]

Sometimes both. I honestly think some people are not well enough to handle whatever energies it is they're trying to summon/deal with/etc and they crack. Sometimes its also folk trying to be Very Impressive to the Witches At The Store. Because that... I dunno. Maybe they think I'll teach them The Secret Handshake of The Universe or something.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

"I'm the Queen of the Universe!"

"Good for you. That'll be $15.99, please."

:D