A bit long-winded, but I like it

[mousme]

Many thanks to altoidsaddict for this. :)

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, striding over the wasteland! It is Mousme, wielding a vorpal sword! And with a shrieking howl, her voice rings out: "As sure as predators devour prey, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!"

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Comments

[abiku.livejournal.com]

The battle cry is amusing enough, but I still don't really understand how that relates to a halberd, which isn't a gun at all. :p

[mousme.livejournal.com]

*shrug*

That's the problem of randomly-generated text, I guess. I twiddled with mine until it made sense and was grammatically correct. ;)

I like the battle-cries themselves, though. Good stuff. Very much like yours. A bullet-hole the size of God, eh? *is impressed*

[briarwolf.livejournal.com]

So... Is that, like, a more severe version of I'm going to kick you into next week?

Hooray for vorpal swords. I wish I really had one of those....

"Off with your head!" <---Me, all the time, if I only had a vorpal sword.

[shenlo.livejournal.com]

A sword doesn't need to 'vorp' to decapitate someone. I've got a couple at home that would easily do the job. Just need a good swing and some momentum.