Only six days until I get my computer back, and a cat update

[mousme]

Delaney is dead. Don't you love time loops? I'm looking forward to getting my computer back so that I can work on this mission properly instead of in furtive spurts at work.

In other news, Grimshackle is actually sticking around these days. He was his usual reaction of "Fire! Fear! Foes! Flee! Aieee!" when I open the door, but he comes back pretty quickly (he's figured out that my coming heralds food) and makes nice with me.

Saash continues to be unimpressed with the fact that I am not, in fact, ai731. In fact, the visits usually go like this.

Me: *opens door* "Hello, felines! I have come to feed you."

Grimshackle: "Fire! Fear! Foes! Flee! Aieee!" *flees to the basement*

Saash: "Hello! You're a human! You must have food. Hi. Will you feed me?"

Me: *puts food in bowls* "How are you, Saash? Grimmy! Food!"

Saash: *eats* "Thank you, nice human. Oh, wait. Now that I've had food, I realise that you're not Mummy and that, in fact, I really hate you. Fuck off." *stalks off to sulk under the table*

Grimshackle: *reappears* "Hey, food! You're a nice human. Hi. You've fed me. Hi again. Will you pet me? Will you lavish affection on me and never leave me ever again?" *rubs against my ankles*

Me: "You guys get weirder every time I come."

Grimshackle: "Aieeee! Something that can't possibly hurt me! Aieeee! Fly for the hills!" *runs away to the basement*

Saash: *from under table* "You're not Mummy. Fuck off."

Me: "Fine. I'm going to work. You guys have a nice day."

Both cats: *ominous silence*

Comments

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

*laughs*  That's marvelous.

With Peaches and Spooky (B's cats), it's kind of like:

Peaches: You're not Daddy!  I want Daddy!  Maiaow!  Waiaow!
Spooky: Oh, hi there.  Pat me?  *boof*
Peaches: Pat me, too!  Only wait, don't - aaa, a noise!  *foom*
Spooky: *ignores Peaches*  I mean, I know you're not Daddy, but it's cool, you could pat me.  Like, right now.  You see me?  *boof*

They are nuts.

[joane.livejournal.com]

Just to be absolutely sure, the staff weapon blast is the killing blow which resets the time loop, or is there another 'torture and death' post coming in?

(excellent posts, btw.)

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I am quite pleased with the results.

No other posts forthcoming, the staff weapon killed her. I'll torture her next time around. :)