Yeah, that went well...

[mousme]

Got home to an email from ai731 saying that she'd seen a cat resembling Smudge's description on her window sill, crying to be let in. Not knowing if it was Smudge, she'd let him be.

Smudge was indeed missing when I got home. I noticed he wasn't around when I got in, but that's hardly unusual as he likes to hide. A more thorough search indicated that he was, indeed, nowhere to be found.

So the cats broke through the screen on my front window. ai731 recognized George as he made his escape and dumped him back inside my apartment and shut the window so the miniature Houdinis wouldn't get any other bright ideas. Smudge, however, remained AWOL.

ai731 was an absolute darling and loaned me her flashlight while I walked around the street and called his name. I felt like the lady who used to live on my street when I was small and who used to shriek for her dog at 6am. I am amazed at how calm I remained, comparatively speaking. When George got out the last time, I was a sobbing, hysterical mess. This time I don't even think my voice wavered.

So I looked for the bugger for an hour, and eventually, on a hunch, looked once again under the front porch of ai731's house (she lives downstairs, and thus has a porch). This time I got down on all fours to look, and sure enough, hidden way at the back on a pile of dirt which kept him mostly obscured from the street, was the wayward cat.

I enlisted ai731's help once more to dislodge him. When a broom handle proved ineffective, we had to turn the hose on the poor guy, and he was out of there like a shot. He ran up the neighbour's stairs, and I chased him over onto my balcony, where ai731 cornered him, and we dumped him back in my apartment in a hissing, spitting, wet ball of feline fury and indignation.

So, all's well that ends well. So much for my quiet night at home and going to bed early. At least he's safe, and I don't have to take the day off work tomorrow to find him.

Comments

[chasingthenuns.livejournal.com]

i'm so paranoid that this is going to happen to my cats. this is why they all have tags.

[luvenditti.livejournal.com]

I'm very glad you found all of your loved ones. I am very glad they are all safe. That being said ... bAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha ... I just got the funniest damn visuals of Smudge's fury!