Life With Cats
Mar. 15th, 2014 02:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousmeCat: "Pick me up! I want to be on your lap!"
Me: *picks up cat*
Cat: "OH GOD, WHY AM I UP HERE THIS IS TERRIBLE PUT ME DOWN!"
Me: *puts down cat*
Cat: "I AM ON THE FLOOR THIS IS THE WORST PICK ME UP I WANT TO BE IN YOUR ARMS FOREVER!"
Me: *picks up cat*
Cat: "OH GOD YOU’RE HOLDING ME WHAT THE FUCK PUT ME DOWN YOU ARE AWFUL."
Me: *puts down cat*
Cat: "OH, CRUEL EXISTENCE! I HAVE BEEN BANISHED TO THE COLD WASTELANDS OF THE FLOOOOOOORRRR WHEN I COULD BE BASKING IN YOUR WARMTH!"
Me: *picks up cat*
Cat: "WTF ARE YOU DOING I DON’T WANT TO BE UP HERE YOU ARE THE WORST!"
Me: *tosses cat to the far side of the room*
Cat: "Yeah, fuck you too, buddy!"
Me: *picks up cat*
Cat: "OH GOD, WHY AM I UP HERE THIS IS TERRIBLE PUT ME DOWN!"
Me: *puts down cat*
Cat: "I AM ON THE FLOOR THIS IS THE WORST PICK ME UP I WANT TO BE IN YOUR ARMS FOREVER!"
Me: *picks up cat*
Cat: "OH GOD YOU’RE HOLDING ME WHAT THE FUCK PUT ME DOWN YOU ARE AWFUL."
Me: *puts down cat*
Cat: "OH, CRUEL EXISTENCE! I HAVE BEEN BANISHED TO THE COLD WASTELANDS OF THE FLOOOOOOORRRR WHEN I COULD BE BASKING IN YOUR WARMTH!"
Me: *picks up cat*
Cat: "WTF ARE YOU DOING I DON’T WANT TO BE UP HERE YOU ARE THE WORST!"
Me: *tosses cat to the far side of the room*
Cat: "Yeah, fuck you too, buddy!"
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Date: 2014-03-15 07:29 pm (UTC)