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Dear Migraine Fairy,
Please to fuck off and die any time now. Seriously. I've tried pills and naps and white flower balm and every other trick in the book all freaking day long, and I am DONE now.
No love,
Me
Please to fuck off and die any time now. Seriously. I've tried pills and naps and white flower balm and every other trick in the book all freaking day long, and I am DONE now.
No love,
Me
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Date: 2010-01-22 01:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-22 06:31 am (UTC)Seriously though, lavender and eucalyptus rubbed into your temples, 600 mg of ibuprofen and 2 tylenol with codeine (OTC) with a mug of coffee (or your caffeinated cola of choice) and a cold pack to the back of your neck.
Failing that, double chocolate brownies down the garborator will attract the faerie hither and then hit the on switch :D
*healing nuzzles *
If that still doesn't work, I'll have the strap on ferret have a chat with the migraine faerie and I may indicate no lube required.
This I would do for you!
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Date: 2010-01-23 06:23 pm (UTC)